no, this is not poop.
it's merely black bean soup
and it tastes like a chili that's been chewed up already.
i know i'm no dr. seuss,
but i could srsly eat a moose.
(and thing 1 and thing 2 to boot.)
my tongue feels all fuzzy
but i'm sick of bein' chubby
so i'm going to finish this brown soupey soup.